I could hardly get out the front door this morning because of all the Valentine’s cards, cheesy gifts, single red roses and tacky teddy bears piled up on the mat. I wish people would stop sending me such foolish, heartfelt, unrestrained expressions of their love and affection. It just becomes overwhelming, to be honest.
A Valentine’s Day Poem For My Blog ReadersAlthough I’ve never met you Nor heard your soothing voice, Your presence on my humble blog Doth fairly make me rejoice. I may never know your real name Or the place where you reside, But when I see ‘New Comment’ I feel all warm and fuzzy inside! So, to you, dear reader, Happy Valentine’s Day! My love for you is like a terrorist group It never goes away.
Aye. Have a good one, and don’t choke on your Lovehearts or anything…